A very sexy lady indeed I would not kick her out of bed
Tag – lady
Been having a bit of an online discussion with a few friends over the past few weeks about the swinging scene.I thought it was just me but others agree with.the swinging scene seems so be going from a sex partner swapping pastime to just a meet up and have a drink or more often only a chat on msn or email.but hardly and physical contact let alone a blowjob or fuck.
Now you can call me choosy but I do like to meet people who are smart well dressed and presentable but looking at a few profile as of lateI am begining to wonder what the fuck is going on.Now I would say my tastes are middle of the road but when I come across something like this.I get worried yes I know some people are in to fat ladies.
I say fat for to me she is not a BBW or a larger lady she is just plain fat
I do like the lady to get on top doing our bouts of fucking and I do like her to fuck me not squash me to death.
Ok some people do have problems with weight but most its because they have a hand to mouth problem.Every time the hand reaches the mouth there is food in its hand and this goes for the guys as well
Now when I go to meet someone I do the usual stuff I would normally do each day like have a shower brush my teeth have a shave and make myself smell nice with some dedorant and aftershave.I dont put onthe football top ive had on all week.I getout a clean shirt and pants as well as clean underwear and socks.well I do this every day I dont turn up in scruffy jeans and old last seasons football top and no this seasons top does not impress and I do not turn up sticking of beer because Ive been out on the piss all day wiht my mates watching football in the pub.
I am here to impress and get laid.I know I am not the hunk of the year but I do scrub up well
To me swinger sites are contact site where you make contact with some one .Then you meet up and If all goes well you fuck.Its not for sitting at your pc wanking on cam for others to see you.If you want that then fuck off to a voyeur site.
Now why the fuck do some people get jealous. I dont care If the lady I had sex with last week meets some one else .This is whats is all about variety.
How many times have you seen in chat rooms or heard from others so and so has fallen out with so and so because they fucked them last we and we dont like them . Get over it you sad twat.If they want to fuck some one else the thats their choice not YOURS
Reasons to swing
For most people the reason to swing is to have different and varied sex.I have been on the scene long enought now and have come across it a few times and have heard it been said as well that soem people are on the scene because eihter the wife or husband is crap in bed.I know some people play becuase the other half can perform because or other reasons but thye make it know and are honest about it.I know there are a few couple out there swinging which is a joint choice but the husband is either not aware or knows he is crap in bed. So the wife is out thier fucking anything with a cock.Now she might be a good fuck but unles my partner is getting a good fuck from her partner I am not a happy bunny.Its about all of us getting a good fuck and not passing your crap in bed hubby or wife on to some one else so you can have a good lay that is plain selfish.Ive you know your crap in bed get some books to read and ask your partner what you can do to improve also if you peartner is any good they should teach you and guys forget your ego ladies like to be fuck so they get enjoyment out of it not just a cum filled pussy because you only last 3 strokes it about enjoyment for both of you.just because you have emptied your sack does not mean she has had enough.
So remember swinging is about good sex swapping partners not passing on some ugly fuck who is a dud fuck
To day I was out having lunch with the wife and near us was a lady having coffee.The thing was she was on her own having coffee but was on her phone to a mate who was also having coffee on her own.Are we getting that detached from meeting people face to face that we have to go to a coffee shop on our own and talk to friends also on their own who are also having coffee via a mobile phone.To me the idea is to meet face to face and have a coffee together in the same place at the same time.
What next friends getting drunk together. But not actually together both sit different bars having a drink and conversing via txt messaging.
Here is a Sexy lady wiht a nice pair of tits
why oh why cant single males read profiles.you have a lady who takes her time puts up a nice profile and is looking for someone local wihtin 30 miles so why do some guys who live 200 milesaway message “fancy a fuck”
come on guys get real.If your sending messages to ladies 200+ milesaway for a fuck you must either be fooking ugly or totally crap in bed . If it was any other way you would be meeting ladies nearer to you
Im just wondering why some single males can’t read.If a profile on a site says NO SINGLES or do not contact us we will contact you. Why do the thick idiots still send a message. Or if it says no txt speak or one line messages do they send a one line txt speak message. Are you thick or what.
Ive just come back form a big social event. I had a great time met loads of people and managed to catch up with a few friends.But guys if your looking to pull or have some fun smarten yourself up.
For a start wash your hair and brush teeth. Don’t turn up in your tracksuit bottoms and dirty football shirt.It does not cost much to get a new outfit try Primark. For £20 you could have a new shirt and pants. Give your shoes a clean .YES i said Shoes not trainers. Last I looked ADIDAS do not do shoes.
Who has more chance at getting laid
Also Guys don’t go for the larger ladies thinking they will be greatful for a fuck. You are more likely to get a good punch in the mouth and a good kick in the nuts.Think about it guys go back to your old physics lessons to put it bluntly a larger lady has a bit more weight so more weight heading towards your mouth or nuts is going to take some stopping and It will hurt which will serve you right.
Yes some men do like the larger lady to the thinner one but the big rule is RESPECT.
I’m not interested sexually in the larger lady But that does not mean I don’t like them.I don’t choose my friends by who i want to fuck.I chose my friends because i get on with them have have fun
you don’t have to be like brad pitt but it does help if you look smart and smell nice. can can hold a conversation that does not include FUCK every other word or be about something football
take a trip to http://laruesuk.com and read the tips and advice section.It will improve your chances
Ive just been chatting to a couple on one of the site I am on and came acroos there picture gallery on another site .WOW what a load of great pics.You want to have a look for your self
On another note a had a wonderful meet the other dale with a very sexy lady.we both had a very good afternoon.Now im not one of these single guys who send out emails then the bag full hope to make a catch.
I like to take my time as I am very choosy but this lady is brilliant.What a great laugh and great in bed as well.I wont give you all the juicy details.I will let you stew for a little longer.